So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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