Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
My dick has a subreddit
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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