I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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