im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Holy shit dude........stairs
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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