I hate all girls vehemently.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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