North Korea, Best Korea!
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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