A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
She's just so happy...and so naked.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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