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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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