His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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