that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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