You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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