There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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