im gay
i know
yea but for you.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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