Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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