ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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