Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just threw up on my dentist
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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