and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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