I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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