After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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