can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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