you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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