Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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