Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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