yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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