I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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