I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
You were trust falling into bushes
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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