We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
organizing the empties. That sober.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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