We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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