Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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