I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm always down for nudity.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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