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i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.

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I'm glad girls dont get visible erections

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But, it would have made life so much easier...

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(815): View more from Illinois

I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now

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(845): View more from New York

i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt

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(915): View more from Texas

I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.

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(647): View more from Ontario

after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic

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