You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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