Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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