whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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