problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
and you fell through a lawn chair
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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