can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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