i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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