I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
