She's JV to your varsity
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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