Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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