At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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