This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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