Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just forgot I was standing up.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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