i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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