She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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