i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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