another moral hangover. fuck.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i barfeds in our rink
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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