i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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