so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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