Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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