I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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