Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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