You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Terrible idea I love it
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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