it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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