And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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